Issued directly from HR. Tested on interns. Approved by nobody.

Welcome to the first wave of Damage Industries corporate gear. From evaluation stickers and emotional support supplies to official intern uniforms and Richard-approved FAFO science mugs, this collection equips you for survival in the chaos. Whether you’re crying in the break room, failing an experiment, or just trying not to press the wrong button, the Intern Initiative has your back (literally...our sweatshirt even says so).

Join the Initiative. Fail upwards. Collect your gold star.