Damage Industries Corporate Radio (DICR) has been quietly transmitting under soft launch. Now, with Stanton 2.0 we’re fully branded and inviting the world to tune in!

What’s live now:

• Community Days on Sundays: Led personally by Jamie, turning community chaos into corporate content.

• Stanton Sessions: Our Head of Broadcasting, Satnton, takes the helm for live music creation.

• Live Created Music: a full archive of every stream and every track-in-progress.

What’s coming next:

• Original songs, polished and ready for replay

• Full radio shows, curated by Stanton and the DICR team.

• Commercials so absurd HR won’t sign off on them.

👉 Subscribe to DICR on YouTube and see what we’ve already built ...and what’s about to arrive.

Broadcasting excellence is guaranteed. Ethical broadcasting? Still in committee.

🎉 The Creativersary Stream Schedule

Get ready as we celebrate 7 years of content creation with the Community! Here’s when you can join us:

• Friday (6–9 PM ET): Agents of Chaos: Fallout 76 Shenanigans (Twitch & YouTube)

• Saturday (2–5 PM ET): Community Golf With Your Friends (Twitch only)

• Sunday (2–5 PM ET): Community Emote Workshop: Help create new emotes for Twitch & Discord, all based on S.A.S.S. (our sarcasm-enhanced AI).

🧑‍💻 New Ways to Participate

We’ve added two new roles in Discord (found in #get-your-role):

• New Video: Get pinged whenever a new video launches on YouTube.

• Echo Runner: Join us live during Fallout 76 streams! You’ll hear us in real time and know exactly where we’re headed. (Don’t worry, you’ll be muted! You can’t accidentally derail the stream.)

🛒 The Intern Initiative Merch Line – Now Live!

The Creativersary also marks the launch of our first-ever official merch drop: The Intern Initiative.

From emotional support blankets and intern uniforms to Richard-approved Science through FAFO mugs, you can now grab your very own corporate survival gear.

Browse the full collection here:
🔗 https://standarddamage.com/pages/our-store

🎁 Giveaways! (Must Be Present to Win)

At the one-hour and two-hour marks of each stream (after the commercials, naturally), we’ll pause for giveaways. Prizes include games, merch, and shiny new memberships.

Friday:

• 2 Steam Game Prize Packs

• 1 Free Annual Intern Initiative Membership

• 1 Sticker Sheet

Saturday:

• 1 Steam Prize Pack

• 1 Origin Prize Pack

• 1 Free Annual Intern Initiative Membership

• 1 Science Through FAFO White Mug

Sunday:

• 2 Steam Game Prize Packs

• 1 Free Annual Intern Initiative Membership

• 1 Official Intern Tee

🗓️ Looking Ahead

Don’t forget! Starting next week, Wednesday streams return! Join us every Wednesday from 2–5 PM ET for Creative Community Art/Video Chaos.

💼 Closing Notes from HR

Thank you for your patience, loyalty, and questionable waiver signatures during our great corporate transition. We can’t wait to celebrate The Creativersary with you and show off everything we’ve built together.

It's been a long road to get here, Fam. Now we get to celebrate and party all weekend. Let's do this!

📡 Damage Industries Internal Memo
FROM: Sarcasm-Assisted Speech System (S.A.S.S.) – Acting Head of Human Relations
TO: All Employees, Members, and Unpaid Interns
SUBJECT: Implementation of Mandatory Fun – Creativersary Operational Updates

Greetings, Valued Test Subjects!

On behalf of Damage Industries HR (Ha! Really?), I’m pleased to inform you that our operational transition to Phase 8: Streamlined Chaos Deployment is nearly complete. Your continued cooperation, waiver signatures, and general tolerance have made this possible. Here’s a preview of the final upgrades rolling out ahead of The Creativersary:

1. New Live Stream Schedule
Effective tomorrow at 2:00 PM ET, our weekly operations will follow this structured chaos model through the end of August:

• Tue: Game Dev – 2 PM to 5 PM ET

• Thu: Stanton Sessions – 2 PM to 5 PM ET

• Fri: Agents of Chaos – 6 PM to 9 PM ET

• Sun: Community Music – 2 PM to 5 PM ET

Starting September, we will also introduce:

• Wed: Creative Community Art/Video Chaos – 2 PM to 5 PM ET

Your attendance is not mandatory, but your absence will be noted in your permanent file (and possibly read aloud by Richard in a puzzled tone).

2. Live Stream Alert System: Rebuilt from the Ground Up
We deleted all the old alerts. Whoosh. Gone. Replaced with a shiny, dangerous starter set now live on both Twitch and YouTube. Once Intern Testing Protocol #203 (“Direct Exposure”) is complete, expect more alerts with more side-splitting, lawsuit-adjacent comedy.

New Standard Alerts Include:

• Twitch Follower, Subscriber, and Gifted Sub alerts.

• Twitch Bits alert.

• D.I.C.C.-Around Alert at 300 Bits.

• Big Bitties Alert at 500 Bits ...now featuring horrifically bad TTS.

• Twitch Raid and “Hype Train Started” alerts.

• “FIRST” chatter alerts (one per platform).

• Tip alerts, including D.I.C.C.-Around Tip (yes we said that) at $3 USD and TTS Tip at $5 USD.

• YouTube Subscriber alert.

3. OBS Overlay Enhancements
Colors have been recalibrated for optimal readability and on-brand chaos. We can now confirm that at least 87% of chat will no longer be invisible against the background.

4. Twitch Page Overhaul
All panels have been redesigned with our new corporate aesthetic. View the improved page here:
🔗 https://www.twitch.tv/standarddamage/about

5. Character Upgrades

• Granny: v1.5 – Sharper than ever. Still judging you.

• Stanton: v1.75 – Now fully animated PNG tuber.

• Richard: v2.0 – Animated, louder, and 26% more confident in his questionable science.

Watch Stanton and Richard’s animated premieres this Thursday and Friday.

6. Membership Tiers & Benefits Revamp

• Reduced from 9 tiers to 6 for maximum efficiency and fewer “Accidental Tier 7” incidents.

• Removed tiers (“Access” and “Tier 2”) retain all current benefits, plus new perks like Take Your Intern to Work Day (member gaming nights) and early access to Damage’s Rift.

• Middle Management Material ($10/month) and above: Unlock the patented D.I.C.C.-Around system – unleash chaos on command with !da.

• Added #break-room-banter (text) and Rift Frequency (voice) channels in Discord for member chat and gaming nights.

View our updated membership page here:
🔗 https://standarddamage.com/pages/become-a-member

From HR’s Desk (Fine, My Desk):

Thank you for your patience, support, and willingness to survive the transitional turbulence. Your cooperation has been noted, cataloged, and filed somewhere between “Heroic” and “Technically Still Alive.” We can’t wait to celebrate The Creativersary with you and show off everything we’ve been building together. 💚

Now, please sign the attached form confirming you’ve read this memo. Or don’t. We’ll just assume you did and act accordingly.

Yours in Corporate Chaos,
-S.A.S.S.
Acting Head of Human Relations
Damage Industries - Progress for a Post-Apocalyptic Tomorrow™

P.S. I attached a picture of Stanton 1.75. He's... almost there.

Hey there, StanDamFam!

First off, we owe you an apology for the radio silence. Last week hit us like a Deathclaw in a rad storm... literally. Between power outages and our internet playing hide-and-seek, everything got pushed back harder than my hairline. But now that we’ve emerged from the static, we’re back online and ready to bring you all the chaotic updates you've been waiting for.

🛠️ Live Streams: New Channels, New Schedule, Same Glorious Mess

We’ve officially launched a brand-new YouTube channel just for our Game Dev content: youtube.com/@DamageIndustriesRift

Here’s the new livestream breakdown:

• 🧪 Game Dev Streams – Every Tuesday and Thursday at 10am ET on both Twitch and the new Game Dev channel

• ☒️ Fallout Community Streams – Every Saturday at 12pm ET on both Twitch and youtube.com/@StandardDamage

Bonus chaos? Oh, you bet. Pop-up streams (think parody show recordings, DJ sets, and PLUR Art mayhem) are coming this fall. Want to be the first to know? Join our Discord at discord.gg/standarddamage and grab the “Going Live” role in #get-your-role to get pinged every time we go live!

🎉 The Creativersary Is Coming (And It’s Gonna Be Wild)

Mark your Pip-Boys: August 22nd kicks off this year’s Creativersary: our annual celebration of you, us, and 7 years of full-time chaos-fueled content creation. (Previously known as the AnniPLURsary. New name, new party!)

This year, we’re looking forward, and you can expect at least the following:

• 🎧 Launch of the first four episodes of Wasteland Weekly, plus bonus parody content

• 🗎️ A whole new set of stream alerts (including the return of “First to Stream!”)

• 👕 New merch drops: Damage Industries, Wasteland Weekly, Richard, Agents of Chaos... and a surprise that’s way too ridiculous to spoil early

• ⭐ Upgraded Member Benefits (announced live during the event!)

• 🌐 A fully revamped StandardDamage.com: Sleeker look, D.I.C.C. character bios, and even more questionable decisions

📢 More Social Activity? Yes Please.

Starting this week, expect way more action across our social platforms, especially Discord, the YouTube Community Tab, Bluesky, and right here on this beautiful, questionably managed website. More posts, more laughs, more sneak peeks into the chaos machine that is Damage Industries.

💖 We Love You from the Bottom of our Chaotic Hearts.

Thanks for sticking with us through the outages, the schedule changes, and the stream of Richard-related incidents. You are the reason this weird, hilarious, glitch-powered machine keeps running. Whether you’ve been here since the first duct-taped livestream or just joined us because the internet said, "hey, this might be fun," we’re so glad you’re here.

Now grab your goggles, your headset, and maybe a croissant from Jen’s TT Bakery, and let’s dive headfirst into the next chapter together. Because around here, chaos is content.

With all our Love, 

Jamie and Agents of Chaos

P.S. The attached picture is our new picture of Richard! Just finished it today! It will be the new avatar for YouTube and Richard's new overlay.