Filed under: “So We Can All Have Nice Things”

Now listen here, sweetie.

This space exists so we can build, play, laugh, and occasionally set something on fire on purpose. That only works if we all agree to act like decent people while we do it.

Read these. Remember these.

Live by these.

I do not repeat myself.

🧠 1. Don’t Be a Jerk (Yes, This Is a Real Rule)

• No griefing.
• No harassment.
• No intentionally ruining someone else’s experience “as a joke.”

If the joke only lands because someone else feels bad, congratulations—you’ve told on yourself.

❤️ 2. Zero Tolerance for Hate

This includes—but is not limited to—racism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, ableism, or any behavior meant to dehumanize others.

• You do not get to debate this.
• You do not get to “play devil’s advocate.”
• You do not get a warning if you cross this line.

The door knows your name. 🚪

🎭 3. Chaos Is Welcome. Cruelty Is Not.

• Yes, this is Jamie and Emory’s playground.
• Yes, comedic chaos is part of the vibe.
• No, that does not mean you get to punch down, dogpile, or “bit-commit” someone’s feelings into the void.

If you’re unsure whether something is funny or harmful, err on the side of kind. Chaos ages better that way.

🗣️ 4. Respect the Room You’re In

Read the space before you speak.

• Serious conversation? Don’t derail it.

• Someone sharing something personal? Don’t make it about you.

• Lore, planning, or creative focus happening? Don’t throw grenades “for engagement.”

Time and place. Time and place.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 5. No Dogpiling, No Backseat Moderating

If someone is causing a problem, let staff handle it.

Public call-outs, pile-ons, or “I’m just saying what everyone’s thinking” speeches help no one and usually make things worse.

I raised children. I can multitask.

🔥 6. Participation Is a Privilege, Not a Right

Being here means agreeing to the rules and the tone.

If you repeatedly push boundaries, ignore guidance, or treat this place like a personal improv stage with no audience consent—participation may be limited or revoked.

• Yes, even if you’re funny.
• Especially if you think that makes you exempt.

🧹 7. When Granny Says Stop, We Stop

• Redirection is not punishment.
• Correction is not an attack.
• And a warning is a gift, not a challenge.

If staff asks you to dial it back, that is your cue to say “Got it” and move on—not argue, justify, or test the fence.

I promise you… the fence is electrified, sweetie.

🌱 8. We Build Forward, Together

This is a creative space. A kind space. A growing space.

• We protect new voices.
• We respect long-timers.
• We leave room for people to learn—but only if they’re willing to do so.

Growth is encouraged. Refusal to grow is not.

🪪 Participation Requirements

Now before anyone gets excited and invites their cousin’s roommate’s chaos goblin, let’s be clear.

This is a supported community space, not a public park.

✅ Who May Participate

You must be a Supporter:

• Website Member OR
• Twitch Sub to StandardDamage OR TSSTechAngel
• Supporters may bring one (1) Plus One, defined as a household member.

This is not a “bring the whole friend group” situation. I can count.

🔞 Age Requirements

This is an 18+ server, with the following clearly defined exceptions:

• Ages 13–17 may join only as a Plus One of a Supporter.

• Ages 13–15: Not allowed on the server without a parent or guardian present.

• Ages 16–17: May participate without a parent or guardian.

If you lie about ages, relationships, or supervision, that is a fast track to removal.
I do not play paperwork games, sweetie.

📝 Final Note from Granny

These rules exist so we can laugh loudly, create boldly, and trust one another while doing it.

Behave accordingly.
Drink some water.
And don’t make me come back in here, sweetie.

— Granny
Damage Industries DICC Head of HR, House Rules, and Keeper of the Look™